Hooves in the City: Notes on Animalistic Footwear
In rural Latvia one winter, alongside Eliza Baker at a self-sufficient school, I found myself in rooms overflowed with donated clothing, piled taller than us. Our task was to create animal costumes for the children’s end-of-year play. Armed with a list of their tiny shoe sizes, we spent hours amidst the textile alps, gathering footwear and real fur. Fur coats were sacrificed, their pelts cut and adhered to the shoes.




We birthed the ‘feet’ of a donkey, an owl, a meerkat, a bee, and a bunny.
Shortly thereafter, back in the motherland, we fashioned sheepskin-clad boots for a lamb costume, a creation ultimately photographed for the final edition of New York City’s irreverent newspaper, The Drunken Canal.


Since then, I have succumbed to the allure of numerous furred, animalistic shoes, wearing many pairs to their death.
My fantastical wish is to one day find Iris Schieferstein’s horse hoof shoes in an op shop or on TradeMe. Fourteen years ago, Schieferstein, sourcing her hooves materials from a Berlin butcher and hollowing them out, unleashed these uncanny, unsettlingly wearable objects. More recently, Alexander McQueen’s Autumn/Winter 2024 collection resurrected this visceral aesthetic with a hoof boot.
If I close my eyes I can already conjure the sensation of walking the pavements of Dunedin, the rhythmic clop clop clop of a horse’s hoof striking the concrete. This soundscape evokes images of horses on cobblestone streets. In my mind’s eye I see the enduring imaging of Lady Godiva, enveloped in her flowing hair, astride her horse, nude. Perhaps it all awakens a deep-seated ancestral memory, a faint echo of a world where the percussive beat of hooves was an intrinsic rhythm of daily life.


The year 1967 witnessed the unveiling of the Patterson-Gimlin film, a grainy piece of footage purportedly capturing a large, bipedal figure striding through the forests of Northern California, igniting an enduring debate but, for some, ‘proving’ the elusive existence of the Yeti.
While the film remains fiercely contested, the 1970s saw brands like Diadora, Technica, and Siberia embrace the myth, crafting ‘Yeti boots’ swathed in goat fur.
These artifacts frequently resurface on eBay. Flicking through their listing photographs conjures visions of the mythical Yeti inhabiting its remote, snow-bound landscapes.


The discovery of a carved wooden foot in the attic of Raymond L. Wallace, a man who claimed to have encountered Yeti footprints, further convoluted the already enigmatic narrative. This reminds me of Maskull Lasserre's shoe project, featuring soles mimicking animal footprints. This work explores the notion of leaving behind animal ‘traces’ within urban environments. This juxtaposition can evoke a sense of the uncanny, introducing an element of the wilderness into an inherently domesticated setting.


The uncanny is vividly illustrated by pieces like Balenciaga's Reptile sneaker, where reptilian forms emerge from beneath jeans. Vivienne Westwood's Animal Toe shoes directly reference fauns and lion paws. Margiela’s Tabi boots, with their distinctive cloven split toe, echo the hooves of goats, deer, and cows, blurring the lines between human and beast.


To encase one’s feet in the dense, shaggy, undeniably animalistic texture of goat fur is to invite a subtle metamorphosis, to deliberately blur the lines between human and creature.
It is a playful embrace of the fantastical, a tangible connection to the realm of myth, most notably the satyr.

The satyr is invariably depicted with the cloven hooves, legs, and horns of a goat. Perhaps, in wearing shoes that subtly allude to such forms, we are subconsciously seeking a fleeting sliver of the myth for ourselves.
The Rick Owens x Moncler fur boots, with their generous swathes of goat fur sculpted into exaggerated and theatrical forms resemble the lower limbs of some mythical creature. Eighty years before Owens’ Moncler collaboration, Elsa Schiaparelli, the mistress of the bizarre, dared, in 1939, to unleash her Monkey Hair Shoes.


Yesterday, on Dunedin’s main strip, George Street, I complimented a woman on her fur thigh-high boots. She told me they were pony-hair. At the barn’s dance, she clopped away.
We want to transform.
We want to be myths.
All good (furry) things,
Constance
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